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Not to be confused with the good Takashi.
6ix9ine is a terrible rapper, and CPU from Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resort, and Wii Party who sucks at everything.
Wii Sports
In all sports, his skill is negative negative infinity. In tennis, he plays with Dolly the Cat and they both (badly) rap instead of playing tennis. In baseball, he plays with himself, Cool Cat, Kiddo, Dolly the Cat, Daddy Derek, and 4 stupid fans. In boxing, he is simply booed of the ring and you instantly win against him.
Wii Sports Resort
Once again, he is always at negative negative infinity. In Swordplay, he is thrown off the court for being a pedophile if the player is under 18, and the Wii will call the police on the real Tekashi6ix9ine. In Table Tennis he is too “Stoopid” to know how to use the paddle. In Basketball, he plays with Kiddo and Cool Cat, and they always miss the ball. In Cycling, he is in 999th, and even piles of dust, pedestrians, and the referee are ahead of him!
Wii Party
He is an Absolute Beginner Mii.
Trivia
- He is based on the real life criminal, rapist, pedophile, and snitch who is an awful rapper, 6ix9ine.
- He is currently serving a life sentence on Wuhu Island. Why? Because in 2015 he raped all the teen girls at the Basketball championship.
- Wuhu Island Jail is planning to have him executed in Wuhu Island.
- In 2018 he was voted “most ugly” on the Wuhu Island rankings.