Guru Ant is a CPU Mii that appears in all New Wii Sports games and New Wii Party. He is based on Guru Ant from the PaRappa the Rapper series. The micro masta has a clan/group seen 3 miles from Wedge Island. He is a Wuhu Island celebrity where has all the cash, money, and fame. Even though he is married to Rebecca, he has beating her and other people in sports since 2006.
New Wii Sports
He is a champion in all sports with a skill level of Infinity+ in all sports. In Tennis, his partner is Rebecca. In Baseball, his team catches the ball every time and they always hit out of the park. His team is Rebecca, Ella, Shane Dawson, Sophie, Rasta, Funta, Christine, and Jon. In Boxing, he has 4 gloves due to him having 4 hands. He is the true champion and you get the Platinum Gloves after beating him.
New Wii Sports Resort
He has the same skill level as in New Wii Sports. In Swordplay, he is the champion and boss of super-duper-secret level 56. In Table Tennis, he has 4 arms and 4 hands, so he has 4 paddles. In Basketball, his team consists of Rebecca and Haxi.
New Wii Party
New Wii Sports Club
He has a grade of ★∞+ in all sports.
New Wii Party U
He is an Advanced Master Mii.
- His Japanese name is Ari Dōshi (アリ導師).
- If you beat him in Wii Sports/Wii Sports Resort in any sport, you'll get the "Revolutions All The Time" stamp for that sport.
- He is Rebecca's husband and their son is Gabuboi.
- Guru Ant is one of only two CPU Miis to have a skill level of infinity, the other being Rebecca.
- However, Guru Ant is the only CPU Mii with a skill level of Infinity that is male.
- There was a rumor going around that if you lose against him in any sport, your skill level will be -103057 and you will be facing Cool Cat. However, this rumor was proven to be false.
- However, if you have the right Gecko/Ocarina codes, this can happen.
- His relationship with Rebecca is referenced in New Wii Party. They have a score of 100 in Friend Connection, have high scores in all the Pair minigames, and they are also Advanced Master CPUs.
- Beating him in New Wii Party along with Rebecca and Gabuboi, you will unlock the Sound Test and Game Corruptions.
- He is the only Mii in New Wii Sports that plays only one position in Baseball: the pitcher.
- He trained Cool Cat to be a Absolute Beginner in Wii Party and taught him how to suck at sports.
- Guru Ant and Rebecca are the reason that the New Wii Sports series has more story and lore to it.
- Guru Ant's clan consists of Rebecca, MrBeast, Gabuboi, King, His entire Baseball team, beef boss, Grasshoper, Kienan, Jesus, Dave Ramsey, Nate, Francis, Teddy, Chad, Dee Dee, Cool Cat, Momma Cat, Daddy Derek, Haxi, Jeffy, Elmo, Motak, Mohamed, Error-Chan, All of the PaRappa Miis, Kate, Bob, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Dave, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Santa, Nick, Dolly, Legosi, Haru, Scott the Woz, jschlatt, Masahiro Sakurai, Monika, Mr. Person, Matt, Slimecicle, Hiker Wario, Bus Driver Waluigi, Dr. Goomba Stack, P-Acorn, Juno, Louis, Somari, dark luigi, Spitz, SMB2 Mario, and Lucario.
- He owns the Super Secret Pro Custom Miis That Own Everything (Except For Cool Cat And His Family) (SSPCMTOE(EFCCAHF))
- In his artwork for New Wii Music, he plays the SNES Horn.
- In Mr. Person mode, he and Rebecca are the only Miis that are not replaced.
- In the New Wii Sports Guidebook, it says in the "Champions" section, "Guru Ant and Rebecca have a pretty close relationship with each other, but that doesn't mean that they're easy!"
- He was made because Gabuboi made a joke about him called, "The Guru God"
- The reason he is is absent from Wii Sports/Wii Sports Resort is because this excerpt from the New Wii Sports/New Wii Sports Resort manual: "Guru Ant has trained since 2006 to become bigger, faster, and stronger, too. But he's not the first member of the DK Crew. He ran laps, worked up a sweat, until he. was. ready."